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Read at your own risk. I have strong opinions on many topics and I swear a lot.

Beeeyoooteeefull!

I've never been a particularly feminine female - my standard daily outfit is a pair of jeans, a t-shirt or hoodie, and my Birkenstocks. I usually don't wear any make-up and I either put my long hair up in a clip or wear a baseball cap. But every once in awhile, I love...

Disposable Dating

Dating in today's modern world of technology can be difficult sometimes, but if you are over 40 years old it can be frustrating. You see, I remember a time when if a guy liked me, he would call me on the telephone and we would talk for hours sometimes, getting to know...

Alt Reality: Day 672

Yesterday was Thanksgiving in America. Yesterday, when the media asked 45 what he is most thankful for, this was his reply: President Trump reveals what he's thankful for this #Thanksgiving: "For having a great family, and for having made a tremendous difference in...

We Called Him Kevin

This week has been weird, emotionally. I have spent a lot of time this week thinking about this country, and the people in it. We are so divided. I fear we are headed down a destructive path that could take years, if not generations, to repair. But I digress......

Alt Reality: Day 621

Well, it's been 621 days. 621 days of what I feel is a complete shit-show. I keep thinking - things can't get much worse, SOMEONE has to stop this, right? RIGHT?! But who? Perhaps there are too many high-powered people benefiting from the current administration?...

Sexism & Gender Roles

It seems that often in life we fail to see things that are clearly visible. Sometimes it's because we want to deny the truth, and sometimes it's because the thing has been so bred into our culture that we don't even notice it exists. Few things bring clarity to life...

Alt Reality: Day 502

I have a confession to make: I don't really read or watch any news about 45. I actually change to a different radio station when sound bytes of him are played on NPR. I have lived in chosen ignorance for the last several hundred days. Even though I work at a...

What She Said

This year, Michele Wolf was the comedian to do the monologue at the annual White House Correspondent's Association dinner. She received immediate and harsh backlash for some of the things she said. And I have to admit, a few of her jokes were more vulgar...