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Read at your own risk. I have strong opinions on many topics and I swear a lot.

Spilled Milk: It’s O.K. to Cry

"You can't cry over spilled milk." We've all heard this expression, meaning what is done is done and there is no use fretting over the past. Makes sense. But I'm here to tell you that it's ok to cry over spilled milk. A little. But then you have to dry your tears and...

Alt Reality: Day 895

Today is July 4th. A day to celebrate America and our freedoms. Parades are happening all over my state, families are grilling, kids are playing with sparklers, and some not-so-little kids are playing with big fireworks. It's a day for beer and food and family and...

Raped and Pregnant… the True Value of a Choice

This isn't something I really wanted to share but things have gotten crazy and I feel like there are some people who might need to hear it.  I was 20 years old when I was raped by somebody I knew. The day-after pill was not available over-the-counter at that time. The...

Beeeyoooteeefull!

I've never been a particularly feminine female - my standard daily outfit is a pair of jeans, a t-shirt or hoodie, and my Birkenstocks. I usually don't wear any make-up and I either put my long hair up in a clip or wear a baseball cap. But every once in awhile, I love...

Disposable Dating

Dating in today's modern world of technology can be difficult sometimes, but if you are over 40 years old it can be frustrating. You see, I remember a time when if a guy liked me, he would call me on the telephone and we would talk for hours sometimes, getting to know...

Alt Reality: Day 672

Yesterday was Thanksgiving in America. Yesterday, when the media asked 45 what he is most thankful for, this was his reply: President Trump reveals what he's thankful for this #Thanksgiving: "For having a great family, and for having made a tremendous difference in...

We Called Him Kevin

This week has been weird, emotionally. I have spent a lot of time this week thinking about this country, and the people in it. We are so divided. I fear we are headed down a destructive path that could take years, if not generations, to repair. But I digress......

Alt Reality: Day 621

Well, it's been 621 days. 621 days of what I feel is a complete shit-show. I keep thinking - things can't get much worse, SOMEONE has to stop this, right? RIGHT?! But who? Perhaps there are too many high-powered people benefiting from the current administration?...